Pokemon Poems

Hello. I know it's been a while; I shall make no excuses and can only apologise, so by way of recompense I have written six poems on the theme of 'Pokemon'. I like Pokemon. I hope you enjoy them.

1.) Pikachu wakes up.
Next to Jigglypuff.
‘Well, that’s a mistake I won’t be repeating,’ he thinks.

2.) The buzz you get,
When seeing a Doduo in full flight,
Is one you can scarce get,
Anywhere else in the world.

3.) The Snorlax slowly scarpers.
Lazy fat bastard that he is.

4.) Ash sits, gently stroking Pikachu.
Too gently, if anything.

5.) ‘Please don’t let me see her,’ thinks Bulbasaur.
He sees her.
‘Bulba. Bulbasaur,’ he says.
She leaves.
‘Stupid, stupid, stupid, why do I always say the wrong thing?’ he thinks, as he watches her go.

6.) Everyone was very sad to see Farfetch’d go.
But this was one mission he’d have to conduct alone.


Regards.