Wedding Poems

Hello there,

My two excellent friends Tom and Jemma got themselves married (to each other) yesterday. A wonderful time was had by all and I'm genuinely honoured to be have been part of the day (I was an usher). I wrote them a couple of poems which I then said which I shall now put here. These:

Marriage

Two people are married, happily.
Let's call them 'Tim' and 'Gemma' (with a G).
Everyone cried at the ceremony.
Mainly due to the poetry.

Wedding List

Wedding, a wedding, callooh and callay!
We're all at a wedding, pip pip hooray!
The best thing about weddings is all the booze,
It's that or the food, I can't really choose.
Or all of the ushers who've ushered so well
And the two - two! - best men who've turned up, as well.
It's all of you present and all of the gifts
You've given so gladly; you've all made my list.

And of course, I'm forgetting, no wedding's complete
Without bridesmaids to catch the bouquet!
And of course Tom and Jemma, together
Forever. My list just says 'This is their day'.