Jesus - It's Been a While, Jesus.

I have been away from blogging to the point of ridicule. But now, like Eminem and The Zombie JFK before me, 'I'm back'! I'm now going to kick myself in the head every night to ensure I keep this ever so updated from now forever or until all the poems and such I have in my head have been kicked out. To kick start this process I have a poem about the very best programme on television these days - 'Inside Nature's Giants'. Seriously. Watch it.

Here is the poem:

Standing on the Innards of Giants (name)

Last Tuesday I fell inside,
Fell inside the belly of a python.
Oh no. Oh yes.

The Tuesday before I might have died,
Died when I fell inside the belly,
Of a Great White Fucking Shark.
Oh yes.

The Tuesday before that I can’t remember,
Remember what it was I was doing,
Because I don’t have Inside Nature’s Giants
As a point of reference because it was
Not on.