New

Hello to you all. Thank you to all who said they liked my last poem, very good of you and, well, it means a lot to me, so it means a lot to me that it means something to you. Here's a new poem about new things.

New

I’ve a new New Year’s resolution.
To make new new stuff up.
Do new new things like more poems
But I’ll probably just give up.


Satire.

Here's some pick-up lines I might try on some girls.

Girl, you like Pidgeotto , cause you super-fly.

Girl, did you fall from the sky? 'cause you remind me of Clefairy

Girl, you're the Moon Stone to my Jigglypuff , allowing me to evolve into Wigglytuff, should I choose to.

Girl, you like Woobat, shit and a game designer running out of ideas.

And finally (mum look away)

Girl, you like Squirtle - 'cause I only ever seen you spit.


Whoops.